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How big might that forehead need to be so that we can get lost in it?
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You know, I thought I was going to find this tranquil moment, but then I looked down and I saw a dead baby duck. And another. And another. Three dead baby ducks—and to top it all off, guess what was sitting right there on the ground? A fresh human turd.
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It’s time to get our grind on.
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AND…THE…PRUSSIANS (waves hands emphatically)
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AH! The moon is coming!
AH! The sun’s not rising over the horizon, it’s rolling!
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It’s an important day, you’ve been added to my grade book! GradeBook - the original FaceBook and you’ve just been friended.
…It takes un-friending to the next level.
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Yeah, I was thinking, maybe work with a towel metaphor. You know, like, “I get dirty that you may be clean.
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It’s kinda like those CrackerJacks boxes. You open the box and the prize always sucks.